Happy Birthday Paul

Happy Birthday Pauly!
Hope you have a Wonderful Birthday today and many more!
Oh and try not to be your normal grumpy self, OK?
(sorry, just had to throw that in for laughs)
Seriously though, enjoy your day as much as you can!
I know it must be hard at your age, but do try. lol
Happy Birthday Hugs!! xoxo
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OK, gotta get down to business.
The New Private Program: was ddos attacked a little while ago, but is back up and running now. There may be some after attacks but don't worry if it's not available for a short time. It's in good hands and will be back.
- Was Paid a few hours ago from my first request yesterday. Thanks Admin and members!
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ismAdsIncome: site is back up and I just made a withdrawal request. Let's see how it goes.
Your Request for withdrawal of $45.00 through SolidTrustPay: has been successfully recorded and it will be processed as follows :
Tuesday - Thursday withdrawals will be paid on Friday.
Friday - Monday withdrawals will be paid on Tuesday.
UK time applies.
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RicanAdFunds: still no change there. Have 1 w/d pending and 1 w/d in progress so until something moves, I cannot request another. (sigh)
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NEO Mutual: today is a nothing day, remember? They don't give earnings over the weekend.
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ClickPaid: those dirty rats still haven't fixed my membership level. Showing Basic when I already paid for Premium 2 days ago. But they are aware of the problem so it should be adjusted soon.
Thank you for contacting Click Paid regarding Upgrade renewal.
Our IT department is aware of this issue, and working diligently to resolve the issue as soon as possible.
Thank you for being a valuable member of Click Paid!
Got tired of waiting for the problem to be fixed so what I did was add fresh funds to my Wallet, then upgraded to Premium from there. So they should either return my old spend OR give me credit for an additional month. Either way is OK with me.
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ProfitClicking: speaking of dirty rats (lol), I haven't seen anyone post about being able to catch a bucket withdraw in either the basic or premium plans for days! Well I sort of gave up on trying and am just waiting for the Queue payments now. Oh that reminds me... here's a recent post about that:
PC Premium Queue received 2 payments :
STP Queue $ 42 from 19-4-2013 paid on 2-5-2013
EGOPAY Queue 54 $ from 20-4-2013 paid on 4-5-2013
I don't personally know that poster so can't verify it's legit, but I do hope it's true.

UPDATE: just noticed basic withdraw limits have changed also. So I would assume that 2 of the pending I have now will be cancelled cause they're over the limit. And BOTH of those have been pending since January 26th. Mother.....!!
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Speaking of Paul and his Birthday, he sent me this last night. Hope you enjoy it if you can relate to it also.

RETIRED HEALTH MESSAGE

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's hiney. It's the tortoise life for me!

1.. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.

2.. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.

3.. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.

4.. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.

And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.

I'm retired. Go around me.

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

Now that I'm older here's what I've discovered:

1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and all-bran.

3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.

4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

6. If all is not lost, where is it?

7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

8. Some days, you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.

10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

13. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.

14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.

15. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone want to play chess?

16. Its not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere.

17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter...I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm hereafter.

19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

20. DID I SEND THESE TO YOU BEFORE..........??????