It's a frickin' elephant

Elephant Story at the Bottom :)

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Team Ca$h Cow Members: Don't forget to fill out the survey that Pete sent us yesterday. I just completed mine and I hope our responses will help us ALL in the long run. Kapish?

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Not sure how hot it is here today, but it's hot. They said we'd get to 97F today and 101F tomorrow. Yikes!

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Just pulled this from my friend John's blog. I registered a long time ago. Have you?

Health Card Update

"Well....they are setting up the resources necessary to do this right. Debit Card: $500 a week (free) for those who need it, and Founders.

The thing is... it's free. So whether or not it comes true or not, ask for it using the above link and I will enter you or have you entered into the system. The info that is collected is not enough to commit Identity Theft so relax about that.

Also tell your brothers, sisters, moms and dads, neighbors, and cohorts about it so they too may be able to collect that $500. You can use your email for all of them, but with different names.

One last thing: it's not just towards health products and services. It's about restoring health. So anything that can improve your health applies. Such as? Well, how about

• Stress release from not having a job or having been fired
• Not having enough money for supplements (antioxidants, vitamins like Vit D3, and more?)
• Stress release from not being able to pay the rent
• Stress release from not having enough money for food
• Exercise programmes to reduce weight, strengthen the heart
• Courses to help in self-confidence

So as you can see, you can use that $500 a week (if it comes through, just don't bet on it too much ok?, but free nevertheless) for just about anything!

So just go and apply, no questions asked!"



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"It's a frickin' Elephant"

*We who have taught, or love children who have been taught, know this is funny!*

From the diary of a Pre-School Teacher

My five-year old students are learning to read.

Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said,

"Look at this! It's a frickin' elephant!"

I took a deep breath, then asked....

"What did you call it?"

It's a frickin' elephant! It says so on the picture!"

And so it does...











" A f r i c a n Elephant "

Hooked on phonics! Ain't it wonderful?

*Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.*

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