You heard me!No more butt pinching on me!
My old vinyl seat (toilet not mine) dried out and cracked from the dry Colorado weather. They tend to do that over time and can really pinch the cheekies if you're not careful.
So I went out yesterday and got a brand new soft seat! I like them a lot better than the COLD hard ones which can be a real "wake up call" at 6 AM if you're not totally prepared for it.
Oh and did I mention, it was 15 degrees F when I woke up. Yikes!!!
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Talked to two referrals about this yesterday ...
Q: What if I miss a day of surfing in FastProfitSurf? Will I lose my earnings for that day?
A: Paul said that if anyone doesn't surf for a day then the script will automatically extend the time frame for a day. So yes, everyone gets the full ROI.
Thanks Austin for confirming that via the CIF forum.
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11 comments:
Hehe, a toilet seat of sustainable material, that is a good choice!
I have seen some toilet seats which are not so clean in my days.
Some people have strange habits sometimes.....
As I am careful and a cleaner myself I am happy with the clean ones!
Good post Blondie!
Hey Blondie...must be getting "soft" in your latter years, huh? Just kidding, just kidding!!
Hey, it's gotta be warmer in cold weather than the old wooden ones, right? Like you said, a real "eye opener" first thing in the morning...
Good for a chuckle this morning, Girl! Thanks...
I like the clean ones too Mattias. Mine was just old and needed replacing. But once I started, made me realize the entire bathroom needs a make-over.
So off I go :))
Jim,
I figured you'd chuckle over that one. Actually, you were pretty easy on me considering the subject line. LOL Funny guy!
I'm sure I'll catch more crap from ya later.
Oops, did I say crap? hehehe
Judy;
Great idea! I have seen those before but it might be a nice change. Do they make heated ones!!! I know that will be very compfortable....Enjoy!
Randy
Randy,
I've been buying these soft ones ever since I can remember.
If you have to sit for a bit, why not be comfortable eh?
Don't think they make heated ones.
Maybe you could invent one and get rich from it???
Sounds like a great idea to me!
I'll be your first sale!!
Hey Blondie and others - this was a great topic today. Made me really remember something funny ( which I cannot share - sorry ) but it about old times.
Have been busy and away a few times also so altho read your posts have not posted. This topic tho was just too priceless . I am glad you treated yourself !!
(And maybe? those cold ones are so that a person doesn't spend an extreme amount of time there - who knows )
Take care everyone.
Hey Myrna,
We've missed you!!!
I figured you've been busy busy this time of year and am glad to hear you've been checking up on us :)
Happy that you like my new "seat" too. LOL
Thanks for the post and hope to hear from you soon!
Hey folks! Have you forgotten your history?
I recall coming to Canada, in 1969, on a plane... I went to the bathroom and could not figure out how I would .. well, get that stuff out of me!
So I stood on two feet, yes, I had two feet, and then squatted over what appeared to be a shit receptacle.
Then the door opened! Oh my God! I was caught in the act of ridding my body of some shitty stuff! Now I don't recall what happened after that.
But the "bathroom" seemed really large, as compared to recent memories of bathrooms on planes.
And I also recall that squatting is THE best way to get rid of shit! The best way you can safely simulate this maneuver these days? Raise your arms above your head! AM NOT JOKING! It is indeed a truth.
May the shit be out of you!
js
This was the most fun I have seen in a long time.
Randy may invent the most comfortable toiletseat ever!
And sell it online, hehe:)
Hey Blondie and all :
Yes indeed this was a good topic.
I bought a cushioned vinyl seat for my renters - and they appreciated it.
And in the real olden days we had an outside "outhouse" and my mom made a cover for a toilet bowl shaped board - (hope you get the picture !) and that is what we used. We'd keep it inside in the winter - and so it was always sorta heated !! - and it would get washed regularly.
Maybe she coulda been rich - and was creative for sure !!
Just my two cents.
Thanks y'all for all the funny and informative comments about "my old seat" and yours! LOL
Things are always a lot more fun when you can share them and have a good laugh :))
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